Tuesday, April 29, 2008

butt , boob, turd, etc,

Since my children are constantly finding humor in battling it out between eachother with such phrases as,
"theres a butt crack on your face!" or "theres a boob in your eyeball!"
at the most un-opportune times.....we have taken to using even funnier words to distract/replace them...
such as, "ornate wobbegong" (type of shark) and "Kokosnuss" (German for coconut)
Both of which are equally amusing to them, but dont sound as bad echoing across the supermarket check out lines.
Avery -"Juniper!! there's a Kokosnuss on your arm!!!!" (insert hysterical children laughing here)
so far its working..i just need to come up with some more funny words.

1 comment:

∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆ said...

"avery you have a turd on your arm" would have been much more funny. you are ruining your children's sense of humor. it's a type of abuse. missing you back, adam